You're no fucking Elvis

I AM SO BORED. I caved an turned the laptop on for a bit. I only woke up about half 2 so that was almost 12 hours sleep.

Now I just feel hungover. 

HAPPY EASTER TO ME.

As I’ve been abandoned I’m going to pig out on these and then cook up an awesome Steak feast for myself later.

Now this is what you call an Easter egg.

Having the ultimate lazy evening with e4.

Definitely going to fall asleep during this news break in Rambo zzzzz

Ooops got home and fell straight asleep, picking my friend up in 10 minutes…..smooth. Really should shave. 

Also I seem to have developed a huge Benjamin Francis addiction, WHAT IS THIS, it’s not pop punk.

This will always be my favourite top.

RAGE. Someone decided i didn’t need the oven timer on and changed it thus burning my delicious potato waffles. There will be death. Fierce.

Managed to let the cut on my leg get infected so I’m sat here watching 90210 whilst the SAVLON does it’s magic, smooooth. Actually sleepy for once but noooooooooo. Someone text.

I normally only just leave my room by now on a saturday, so far I’ve played footy, bathed and had a mini attack of the pit that is my room.

Now to munch, put some stuff on my walls then hit the cinema and a few drinks after! Having a life for once.

Had a hair chop the other day, mainly so it doesn’t annoy me whilst I shift those Christmas and expenses paid meals pounds I put on!

he came in, stole half my bed and demanded a picture…then pulled this face. Boy is going to be such a poser.

Oh and I’m pretty sure he just farted and left the room after.

I’ll just bring back my most attractive icon ever…

bored waiting for my colleague so I can go get my dinner, if he doesn’t get here soon I’m eating my hoodie, because pizza at lunch wasn’t filling at all obviously..