December 2011
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You can assume something is addicted when you thought you’d have a quick few minutes at 10pm and then it’s almost 4am…..GOODBYE LIFE
Sat waiting in a cold car park for my family who are massively late and delaying my dinner.
OH THE RAAAGE
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oh fuck what a typo ahahaha
kellylikespictures replied to your post: Aha got in about a minute before I came over…
Took a while to understand what you meant by chucking your guys up… Totally get it now!
GUTS GUTS GUTS, not guys.
Aha got in about a minute before I came over really ill and spent ages chucking my guts up and stuff, MMMMM HOT.
Gonna curl up with films and die now, NURSE ME NURSE ME.
Oh god, last night
“pop to spoons for a couple of quick drinks” sounded like a nice catch up for a few hours before heading home…got to Spoons and saw sooooo many old faces back from school and they were determined on hitting town…on a Tuesday night…after Sam pumping shots and doubles my way I had changed from HA, no to…WOOO PARTAAAY.
…it ended up rather messy in...
Today will be the day I finally give in to my inevitable food related death. More family down, 3rd Christmas dinner involving even more food….it’ll be a good way to go.
Aaaaaaaand once again, I have eaten until I can’t move.
UAIWDHLW Just beat my sister to the privilege of demolishing the remaining mixture my mum used to make the chocolate log, Christmas is made
Managed about half the exercise I normally do…just going to assume it’s because I’m twice as heavy as normal after yesterday.
I was dead after a 20 minute run/crawl.
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SHE SAID LET’S CHANGE OUR LUCK, THIS NIGHT IS ALL WE’VE GOTTTT
Sooo, got up 15 minutes ago and I’ve already demolished some Jaffa Cakes and Haribo. Still not stopped eating everything in sight then..
CHRISTMAS DINNER ROUND 2 of 4 in a few hours, briiiiiing it.
I take it all back about my brothers new toy gun…just got bet by my step dad I couldn’t shoot the fairy on the tree…nailed it in the face and it fell off. My mum was far less impressed by this than I was…
and now i am eating haribo SOMEONE STOP ME
Just got asked why I was wearing 2 tops….no no…that’d just be how much iv eaten nan. FML
Pretty sure I’m going to have nightmares tonight about waking up weighing 50 stone.
Yep, can’t move again due to eating too much. Someone come over, pick up my remote on the way and watch all the awesome TV I’ve recorded, I have loads of chocolate I can’t face currently…you can share…..some.
So after complaining about being so full I couldn’t move…went downstairs for pudding and demolished half a chocolate fudge cake that said it served 8-10….mum was like sure you can eat all that?! I just shook my head in disgust and kept on shovelling it in.
I am going to be huge.
Someone got my brother this huge fucking toy gun thing for Christmas and it is LETHAL. I give it a week before I lose an eye to it. Bloody thing can fire wall to wall in our front room. going. to. die.
Just remembered…I have to (HARDSHIP) repeat this dinner tomorrow, the day after and possibly the day after that.
Damn broken families making me fat!!!!
I’m sprawled out on my bed suffering form eating too much, genuinely not sure if I have the ability to move right now…
until I need to demolish multiple puddings shortly.
Refuse to change out of my trackies today. Forward planning for when I have 10 food babies and need that extra room.
My mum just leapt in my room with “SANTA’S BEEEN”. We can take this as she’s finally go everything sorted for the kids in the morning and is slowly losing her mind, bless her.
She still puts a bag of presents outside my door.
MERRY CHRISTMAS ETCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Eat lots of food and tell me the stories.
My brother's going far in life
He found a 1p on my floor and I said you can take it if you want…he spotted my desk full of change and decided to take a 2 pound coin instead…..
I still find hair clips in random places in my room though no one that uses them has been in here in aaaaages. WHERE THE HELL DO THEY HIDE.
Wrapping is done!
…just not by me.
Opened my door ‘cos mum was upstairs, sat there looking lost and hopeless with the scissors, paper and tape at this dressing gown. After a look of woeful pity she tagged in and now all the presents are wrapped!
Now I just need to tidy my room.
My present wrapping skills are lacking. I think my 6 year old brother could have done a better job at this than I have.
IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
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blink-182 - Happy holidays, you bastard
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Mum just asked me if there was any specific food I...
…I’m not sure she was quite prepared for the list I gave her.
Ohhhhh, someone should have taken my phone off me last night, oops.
Ohhhh my head. I need bacon, allllll the bacon.
Note to self: Phone charging is much faster if you remember to turn the plug on, fucking spazzz
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Just had to edit my the front of the Christmas card I got my sister because it called was too nice.
Seen out my last week as ‘Enigma’ like a KING
pub lunch Monday
Dominoes Wednesday
Pub lunch and drinks from mid day today
lots of cakes and cookies
ohhhyeahhh tonight should be pretty gooood! This isn’t going to help my need to finish Christmas shopping and start wrapping tomorrow though.