Our customer email security systems just all rejected my surname so blocked my email.
THIS IS NOT FAIR.
UNDEFEATED SUMO SUIT WRESTLING CHAMPION
Company BBQ was great. 3 legged race was RIDICULOUS. Friend fell over and I tried to drag us across the line, failed, face planted the floor and my jeans ended up half falling down. A beautiful moment.
Now I’m going to curl up with my food coma and plan out my 5 day weekend awyeeeeah
The emails I’ve sent today to sweeten Customers have almost been masterpieces. Some even almost looked like I knew what I was on about…
I chose the wrong day to work from home
Everything has gone to shit with our new software so rather than my intended laze on bed with email open pretending to work I’ve been answering customers all day with SORRY SORRY SORRY LOVE US STILL PLEASE THANKYOU LOVE YA BYE basically.
Now I have to go in for a meeting anyway. Least I have a 5 day weekend..
i have big plans to eat my feelings at lunch so please hurry up 12.30
me and my sister have never got on brilliantly but she almost pushed things beyond repair earlier by taking my Ben & Jerrys